As Funky as the B slot Prof........!!

B slot of late has been the kind of scenario in the Gr8 Indian Laughter Challenge. If ever there would have been a contest to search for the most idiotic, most funkiest,most foolish person in the world among the academic paraphernalia then it would be my "B slot Prof".Lets for the time being stick to his name as "B". There were jokes which brought in no laughter from the students but only dumb faces deliberately thinking why in the world we are sitting in his class. There has been a previous post on the same B( "p+Ij") where i have told how lustful the oldest man in the insti can get.Now this post shows the other facet he shares to the world.His sense of humor,believe me is none to compare.With his own style,own stupid jokes, he stands out among the others. The previous day in the class when he was lecturing us about the harmful affects of fluoride and chloride on our teeth, he points out to a guy in the first bench( our very own poor class rep) and says if this fellow eats a pig a day his teeth would be spoiled.Then next moment he points out to one more silent student and says she doesn't brush her teeth and she eats a buffalo a day.Oh crap....i know i am writing crap, but thats what exactly our prof is and teaches....just crap...with no relation whatsoever to the sentences he speaks.....You can experience hell, irritation and the frustration of sitting in a boring class only in courses offered by B.
Well that was one hell of a class.Coming to the quiz of B's course, it was one more daymare[:)]. Some of the questions i saw for the first time, i mean the stuff he has asked was never taught in the first place and then he asks them in the exam.Anyway how i wrote and fared is another story not to be told.Overall it all seems to be fun when we have B's class.With his unwittiest replies and jokes we are transported to the heights of irritation and frustration.This post i think is one such attempt to relieve my frustration on the course as well as on B.
I think i have written enough to provide food for thought for my civil friends out there to think how f#$@ing ass$%#! this guy is..........Mr B......"To B,or not to B" was one of my irritated friends gtalk status message just before the day of this exam...
Signing off....